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Malört

Physical Product · Gin, vodka, rum, tequila & other spirits · 11 mentions · 2 subreddits · discussed in r/cocktails, r/BBQ

Reddit take

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Pros

  • Ribs, wings, burgers, beer, Malört…. It’s a helluva time. We kill a keg in no time.
  • I feel like Malört had real potential as a modifier in cocktails. It's ridiculously bitter, but that's just something you have to be willing to work with.
  • I'll never not upvote malört. Cheers!
  • I had the opposite experience, thinking it was going to be rancid and disgusting and being pleasantly surprised that I enjoyed it. I got a lot of grapefruit, menthol, eucalyptus, with a little wormwood the first time I tried.
  • So I bought a bottle, tasted it, and thoroughly enjoyed it! I decided I had to make a cocktail with it, and it turned out as amazing as I had hoped.

Cons

  • I've always found it very unifying - everyone hates it.
  • Parent context: Malort tastes like you’re licking an ashtray but instead of cigarettes someone was smoking dog turds. It’s fucking disgusting.🤮 Reply: The descriptions people give of tasting malört are always so extreme yet extremely di...
  • Malort tastes like you’re licking an ashtray but instead of cigarettes someone was smoking dog turds. It’s fucking disgusting.🤮
  • I still remember being tricked into taking a shot of Malort. Absolutely awful.

Sentiment

7 positive (64%) · 0 mixed (0%) · 4 negative (36%)

Trust + time weighted score: +26% · raw score 27%

What redditors said (10 of 11)

I've always found it very unifying - everyone hates it.
negative · u/R****s · r/cocktails · comment · Jan 20, 2025 · open on Reddit ↗
Ribs, wings, burgers, beer, Malört…. It’s a helluva time. We kill a keg in no time.
positive · u/p****e · r/BBQ · comment · Aug 18, 2025 · open on Reddit ↗
Parent context: Malort tastes like you’re licking an ashtray but instead of cigarettes someone was smoking dog turds. It’s fucking disgusting.🤮 Reply: The descriptions people give of tasting malört are always so extreme yet extremely different, that it drives me to seek out a bottle and I suspect that I'm going to love it.
negative · u/S****r · r/cocktails · comment · Feb 1, 2025 · open on Reddit ↗
I feel like Malört had real potential as a modifier in cocktails. It's ridiculously bitter, but that's just something you have to be willing to work with.
positive · u/P****t · r/cocktails · comment · Feb 1, 2025 · open on Reddit ↗
I'll never not upvote malört. Cheers!
positive · u/S****k · r/cocktails · comment · Feb 1, 2025 · open on Reddit ↗
Malort tastes like you’re licking an ashtray but instead of cigarettes someone was smoking dog turds. It’s fucking disgusting.🤮
negative · u/f****i · r/cocktails · comment · Feb 1, 2025 · open on Reddit ↗
I had the opposite experience, thinking it was going to be rancid and disgusting and being pleasantly surprised that I enjoyed it. I got a lot of grapefruit, menthol, eucalyptus, with a little wormwood the first time I tried.
positive · u/P****t · r/cocktails · comment · Feb 1, 2025 · open on Reddit ↗
I still remember being tricked into taking a shot of Malort. Absolutely awful.
negative · u/A****6 · r/cocktails · comment · Feb 1, 2025 · open on Reddit ↗
So I bought a bottle, tasted it, and thoroughly enjoyed it! I decided I had to make a cocktail with it, and it turned out as amazing as I had hoped.
positive · u/P****t · r/cocktails · Feb 1, 2025 · open on Reddit ↗
I love Malort, and it is so good IMO with grapefruit juice.
positive · u/D****1 · r/cocktails · comment · Jan 19, 2025 · open on Reddit ↗

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