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The Brando

Place · Hotels, resorts, hostels & rentals · 12 mentions · 1 subreddit · discussed in r/FATTravel

Reddit take

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Pros

  • I’ve only stayed at The Brando (without our kid), but it seems like kids would have a blast here if they like swimming in the ocean, snorkeling, nature, and exploring the island and it’s surroundings.
  • We loved the St Regis but haven’t been to FS or Brando there which are also apparently great.
  • I'd pick Bora Bora out of what you mentioned. Four Seasons there - split time there and the Brando
  • the Brando is a must for a honeymoon.
  • Calling the Brando intro room does it a bit of an injustice - it's insane beautiful and I felt like I had my own private swath of beach. Sometimes felt like I had the whole resort to myself. To me it's true barefoot luxury... great beach...

Cons

  • Was looking at FS and the Brando which didn’t seem super kid friendly.
  • While Bora is the only island with luxurious accommodations besides the Brando our family personally prefers Moorea. ... The Brando is excellent when the chef is good. We have found turnover of kitchen help to be far too frequent and som...
  • I did FS and I did the Brando which I wasn’t impressed with and felt like was overpriced for the service we got.
  • Curious what everyone’s thoughts are on The Brando? Obviously I’ve read it’s not the same as it once was (although that seems to be the case with lots of places)
  • The Brando completely messed up my maternity photo shoot on my Babymoon. Then they offered us free champagne 🙃. Management doesn’t seem to really care there.

Sentiment

6 positive (50%) · 2 mixed (17%) · 4 negative (33%)

Trust + time weighted score: +15% · raw score 17%

What redditors said (10 of 12)

Was looking at FS and the Brando which didn’t seem super kid friendly.
negative · u/h****1 · r/FATTravel · Dec 14, 2025 · open on Reddit ↗
While Bora is the only island with luxurious accommodations besides the Brando our family personally prefers Moorea. ... The Brando is excellent when the chef is good. We have found turnover of kitchen help to be far too frequent and sometimes the Brando is a hard miss due to staffing. When it’s good there it’s perfect but when it’s not we were left very grumpy for the price point and mids service/ food.
mixed · u/t****0 · r/FATTravel · comment · Nov 19, 2025 · open on Reddit ↗
I’ve only stayed at The Brando (without our kid), but it seems like kids would have a blast here if they like swimming in the ocean, snorkeling, nature, and exploring the island and it’s surroundings.
positive · u/E****3 · r/FATTravel · comment · Nov 7, 2025 · open on Reddit ↗
I did FS and I did the Brando which I wasn’t impressed with and felt like was overpriced for the service we got.
negative · u/D****9 · r/FATTravel · comment · Feb 25, 2025 · open on Reddit ↗
We loved the St Regis but haven’t been to FS or Brando there which are also apparently great.
positive · u/i****t · r/FATTravel · comment · Feb 17, 2025 · open on Reddit ↗
I'd pick Bora Bora out of what you mentioned. Four Seasons there - split time there and the Brando
positive · u/C****r · r/FATTravel · comment · Feb 16, 2025 · open on Reddit ↗
the Brando is a must for a honeymoon.
positive · u/M****e · r/FATTravel · comment · Feb 6, 2025 · open on Reddit ↗
Curious what everyone’s thoughts are on The Brando? Obviously I’ve read it’s not the same as it once was (although that seems to be the case with lots of places)
mixed · u/j****4 · r/FATTravel · comment · Jan 29, 2025 · open on Reddit ↗
Calling the Brando intro room does it a bit of an injustice - it's insane beautiful and I felt like I had my own private swath of beach. Sometimes felt like I had the whole resort to myself. To me it's true barefoot luxury... great beach and privacy, good people, ultra fresh and well made food, unique spa.
positive · u/l****s · r/FATTravel · comment · Jan 7, 2025 · open on Reddit ↗
The Brando looks beautiful but is ~$20,000 for a 5-night stay in their lowest room category.
positive · u/B****3 · r/FATTravel · Jan 7, 2025 · open on Reddit ↗

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